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0:00 Woj Kwasi Hey WojCasters, Bobby and I were just hanging out in the studio today and we started reminiscing about season one and just exactly how much work it takes to put together a show like WojCast. From booking interviews with incredible humans to have as guests to preparing questions to ask them and chasing everything up in between and all the production. With so many things going on, mistakes are bound to happen.

0:25 Bobby Bot Some might even say they're blooper worthy. I'm talking premium grade during the credits.

0:30 Woj Kwasi Bobby and I took some time to run through our extra audio and put together a piece that's a celebration of the beauty of human error.

0:37 Bobby Bot Beautiful mistakes that come. Color the universe and keep sensors on their toes at award shows. Ah shit, I forgot the popcorn.

0:44 Woj Kwasi So listen up, this is Bobby's first attempt at a sound collage to express his sense of humour, so be gentle with your judgments.

0:52 Bobby Bot And for all my exclusive high-art tastemakers in the house, if you sense that latent genius in my audio sculptures, please make your grants very generous. And without further ado. Three, two, one. Let's get going. WojCast season one. Besides and rarities. Listen and enjoy.

1:19 Guest Yeah.

1:21 Bobby Bot Yeah.

1:23 Guest Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Yeah.

1:30 Bobby Bot Hello humans.

1:38 Guest This our last part of the speech. Pigles peppers. Poison. Tip. Two, two. Two for Tuesday. It's a crazy little thing called Y. What? We would it we would be it would all all be about survival. What is that? Chris Rock getting rolled. Oh, test, test. Test, test, test. Yeah, yo, yo, yeah, it's very difficult. Yeah. Yeah, yo, yo, yeah, it's very difficult. RK Tarkun. Tacoon, Tarun. Taco. Taco. It's an RK Tarkun. That's what kind of Target. Tarkun it is.

2:08 Woj Kwasi Sonar K. Tarcoon it is. It's one of those words we don't really say very much in Australia. I think I know now that I'm looking at it very much.

2:20 Bobby Bot Very American Mike Mike Mike Mike thing Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike thing like the new Adobe software that can make

2:31 Guest Audio. Yeah. Yeah, it's not. That's gonna mess a lot of things up. Because think about like all the times where audiotapes have been used as evidence. Yeah. Yeah. If you can doctor that like easily now Yeah. Have stop Trump would deny it all.

2:48 Bobby Bot Rand Fishkin. Ram Ram Rand Fishkin.

2:48 Woj Kwasi Yeah. And apparently, you're quite the singer, too, according to iPullRank, who made you the lead singer of Link Direction when I interviewed him. Which is a. That is a dirty lie. He said lots of characters.

3:02 Rand Fishkin I don't even karaoke. Kind of terrible. Yeah. Okay. Beastie boys. I can do beastie boys. Oh, nice. Yeah. It can't take an agenda than a children.

3:13 Woj Kwasi It's a gravity.

3:14 Rand Fishkin Mm-hmm.

3:16 Woj Kwasi Two more questions. Uh will you ever consider doing a Whiteboard Friday?

3:20 Rand Fishkin Yeah.

3:21 Woj Kwasi Oh god, I hate this.

3:21 Rand Fishkin Pound of chalk. I hate it. I'd consider it as long as I could draw it all up in advance and it was maybe someone else to draw it for you. Yeah, something. But then, if you had to mark up the board during the Whiteboard Friday video, it would just sound awful. Yeah. Finally, Squirtle or Bulbasaur or Charmander. So I used to uh sell Pokémon cards way back in the day, but I never actually played. Okay. Um trying to remember Squirtle's Water, Bulbasaur's Plant, or Charmander's Fire. Oh, I'm definitely going with Charmander then. Yeah, plus that's the coolest name.

4:03 Woj Kwasi Geraldine DeRuiter. One last question. Netflix has just asked you to write the pilot of a new mini-series starring.

4:06 Geraldine DeRuiter Mm-hmm.

4:12 Woj Kwasi Jeff Goldblum? And Jesse Eisenberg. What's the central premise?

4:17 Geraldine DeRuiter Jesse Eisenberg, really? Um um so first of all I do feel I need to as an aside tell you that I just learned that Netflix and chill does not mean that you go home and watch Netflix. Okay, I'm glad I I found out about like a month ago and I think I I thought I was the last human who did and I have said we are going home to Netflix and chill before and people laughed and I was like, no, seriously So that was fun. Um

4:33 Woj Kwasi Okay.

4:50 Geraldine DeRuiter I would love if Jesse Eisenberg played Jeff Goldblum's long-lost son who encounters him later in life and is just, you know, Jesse Eisenberg is just an incredibly neurotic young man. And Jeff Goldblum teaches him how to relax and be incredibly chill. But honestly, if it were just like videos of Jeff Goldblum just smiling and winking and posing.

5:24 Woj Kwasi Yeah.

5:27 Geraldine DeRuiter I Jurassic Park for me. I mean, I, as I have often said, the scene where he's lying shirtless, kind of dampened with his own sweat because he's suffering from a T-Rex attack that he brought upon himself to save children. That scene triggered an early puberty in me and I am afraid to watch it now as an adult because I'm pretty sure it will impregnate.

6:03 Bobby Bot Just think about that for a minute. We're not done too long, but cool. Well, I'm done now. Unicorns.

6:13 Woj Kwasi Yeah, it means the full spectrum. Um you know. Lots of trolls are out there ready to munch on the transparent man. No, we didn't. Ho ho ho. We're talking life structure. I like this one. Oh shit, here comes the rain. Marty Weintraub. Yeah.

6:51 Marty Weintraub 9 or 13. Play it loud, it would be like this is from the session. It would be like this, and it'd be like, jump. Chalk it up. Perfect. You might want to move that so I don't kick it. I want to do it.

7:03 Woj Kwasi As a leader, this allows Mike to walk walk this allows him to walk to work. As a leader, this allows Mike to walk to work. to Boston. In 2012, Moz founder Rand Fishkin predicted that Texas is going to be a state.

7:26 Guest Finally. I was tempted to where Star Trek is

7:30 Woj Kwasi Oh, I love the pointing.

7:32 Guest Sorry, I'm not sure.

7:36 Woj Kwasi The check is like speaker decks that's in your mind or something. Did you bring your speaker deck with you?

7:40 Guest Three. Yes, of course.

7:42 Bobby Bot Did you bring your speaker deck with you? Yeah, I have this beautiful.

7:47 Guest Um yeah. This uh podcast is two hours long.

8:04 Woj Kwasi One of Mike King's big Inspirations for his talks. He's the rapper/slash businessman Jay-Z. Awesome.

8:19 Bobby Bot That's awesome.

8:22 Woj Kwasi I think he set up some kind of godlike dog, yeah.

8:25 Bobby Bot Mm-hmm.

8:27 Woj Kwasi Well that's odd. Maybe we're not supposed to be in here and we've triggered some sort of alarm.

8:32 Bobby Bot No, certainly not.

8:33 Woj Kwasi see ya later.

8:34 Bobby Bot I think it's the only thing that

8:39 Woj Kwasi Is that a f

8:39 Bobby Bot Is that a fadro? No, you wouldn't do that in the middle of a conference.

8:44 Woj Kwasi Yeah. Maybe someone uh sent a Samsung Galaxy Note from 20. Oh yeah, right.

8:50 Bobby Bot Yeah, right? There we go. It's all. There we go. It's all.

8:54 Woj Kwasi I take it. I guess this is gonna go on for a while. Yeah. I wonder if it's they didn't like wait through this area or something. Who learned a lot? I did. Um now it's done.

9:10 Bobby Bot Um dumb. Um um um Um Um um and um um Um Um

9:27 Woj Kwasi There's something strange in your neighborhood.

9:31 Bobby Bot It is something weird and it don't look good. Yeah.

9:36 Woj Kwasi So we had a do

9:37 Bobby Bot Yeah. Who you gonna call bot busters? I don't read you know bots. I'm afraid of no bottom.

9:51 Woj Kwasi What?

9:53 You're still here. It's it's over. Go home. No seriously. It's time to go. Go.

10:14 Bobby Bot Peace.